Ceritanya gw lagi dikirim buat kerja di client. Dan salah satu temen kerja gw (yg dari company gw) lagi dikenalin sama salah satu org client yg kebetulan satu nationality sama temen gw ini. Trus dia cerita, this is what happened…
Org itu: So how long are you going to be working here for?
Temen gw: Well, I [...]
//insider’s joke…
Conversation 1
Gw: What time are you going home?
Em: When Jo is leaving home.
Gw: Oh, he’s coming here to pick you up?
Em: No, he’s going to his friend’s house.
Ph: They are still not talking to each other.. [Ceritanya Em dan Jo (cowoqnya) lagi berantem.]
Em: You know what will make him piss off? If I take [...]
//insider’s joke
//and really have to post this karena gw ngakak abizzzzzzzzzzzz
ija: eh eh enywey
ija: gue disini maen band lagi loowh ahuehue
gw: pasti megang cymbal
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xtin: dasar ija
xtin: skrg dia bully gw soal cat food mulu
xtin: grrr….
gw: koq cat food sih?
gw: ada apa dgn cat food?
xtin: lo belom nonton film district 9?
gw: blom
xtin: ga gitu bagus sih
gw: ada apa di district 9?
xtin: tp ija suka katanya, dasar org aneh
xtin:
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gw: ja, ada apa dgn district 9, cat food sama cing2?
ija: [...]
//insiders joke..
Hari ini kita ber6 dinner keluar. Ceritanya bawa 2 mobil. Gw, Em, Ph, Vi udah turun ke bawah duluan nungguin di mobil Ph. Tinggal tuh 2 anak lagi si Ea sama Bh yg blom nongol. Trus mereka dateng, dan jadinya mereka naek mobilnya Ea. Truss ada pembicaraan ini:
Bh: Hey, can anyone swap with me? [...]
Percakapan ga jelas siang ini…
Em: Hey look at those people from ***** team. They are all going out to pub.
Gw: ooooh.. *berusaha ngeliat siapa aja tapi mereka dah pergi duluan*
Em: There’s Gr, and then that tester..
Gw: St?
Em: No, that lady who did QA. What’s her name again?
Gw: An? No, not An… Hmm.. I forgot [...]
all insider’s joke.. if you don’t know the person, you wouldn’t understand why this is funny…
Ija: *pasang status di YM: cape menjelaskan*
gw: menjelaskan kenapa blom bisa nari lagi yah? XD
Ija: diam!
gw: hahahhahahahahahaha
gw: //ngakak
Ija: menjelaskan kenapa saya tidak makan dan minum lagi di ktr
gw: ohh…
…. percakapan ttg puasa lainnya ….
Ija: dan tentunya demi berat badan [...]
Em: It’s my birthday this weekend. Let’s do something together!
Ea: When is your birthday? Saturday or Sunday?
Em: What you don’t know my birthday? Even I know your birthday!!
Ea: That’s not fair, my birthday is easy to remember. It’s on Boxing Day. Everyone remembers that.
Em: And so is my birthday! It’s the same as Michael Jackson’s [...]
sudah lama ga bully mbully…
A: gw nyampe jam 0635 pagi
B: Buset pagi banget .. kok pagi banget seh? Harus pagi yah? Oh iya sih .. karena seinget gue, serangga macam ulat bulu harus masuk ke bagian karantina dulu ..
A: //tendang B balik ke kandang monyet
B: //Me beli pestisida paling ampuh
A: oo monyet biasa emang [...]
//insider jokes only
PM and TL talking in front of C…
TL: You know that graphic card that u gave away. Bh**** took it.
PM: Oh, really?
TL: It works on XP, but not on Vista.
PM: Oh. Then we need to get Em a new graphic cards that works on Vista. (my lovely PM confused my [...]
